“Did I ever tell you about when I had a tumor? Yeah, fuck.
When I was nine, i had this tumor. I would wake up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain. People would just say-
they’re growing pains. that i should eat more bananas.
But dude, I was nine years old, already five feet. You know? I knew growing pains. Fuck. I would literally wake up and I’d be crying in the middle of the night. Nine years old, man.
It was summer, and my Mom finally scheduled to make a doctor’s appointment for me. Except I was supposed to go to six flags that day.
(prefer to read in a shrill tone, if you please. This is his his mother speaking.)
YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT.
But mom, my friends are going to six flags.
So I didn’t go to the doctor’s appointment… and the pain just kept getting worse.
At the end of summer I finally went to the doctor’s, and they found a tumor inside my bone which was causing my leg to fracture as it grew. That’s why there was so much pain. Nine years old. Fuck.”
//Sometime in April 2018